asshole theory

So I've decided that guys are assholes. They only talk to you when they think you are useful. The most obvious advantage is sexual advantage, which is the standard imagery of a player. However, the most cunning and sly men out there use women as tool for more than physical reasons. Their deceptions goes beyond simple hormonal attractions and animalistic instincts. After all, what fun is there if our existence can only be used once. Wouldn't it be more fun if they can lure us on to their bait and hook us emotionally and use us to their desires? This way they can always be the good guys and no matter what they do to us, we'll always be tied to them emotionally and would never see them in their naked ugly side.

Theory are only theories and can never be applied to the real world without concrete examples. So here I'll further explain my theory. Women can be useful in several ways, I've already talked about sexual, so one of the other most desired advantageous characteristics that pertains to school is intellectual. Contrary to popular belief, women are quite intelligent and for the most part more hardworking than men. So as a result, women can be used as tool for homeworks, labs, and other academic related work. The most foxy men out there realize this and seizes this opportunity to deceive us into willingly and happily in completing their work. Deceiving women for help not only gets their work done but also at the same time saves their faces and retains their men hood pride. Asking fellow men to do their work unconsciously implies "you are better than me". However, the sad truth to all of this deception is that once this intellectual advantage has been used and nothing more can be expected from you, then they will kick you away, like a one night stand. You are no longer golden, but rather a piece of trash.