aim langauge

One of the pet peeves zombie has is the whole aim language phenomenon. Zombie does not understand how lol, or worse yet lmao comes into the english language. As much as zombie enjoys talking to weasel on aim, zombie's slow reaction rate has trouble deciphering his acronyms. So the same goes for sushi, she has been forever converted from msn to aim language on her berry bed. She has introduced lol, lmao, and others when talking to zombie, which drives zombie absolutely insane when she uses lol to replace hahahahaha in every other sentence zombie says. And you all know how zombie is hilarious, so you can imagine a conversation with zombie that involves constant lol's after lol's.

That sad, zombie loves shusi and have decided to let her have a taste of her own medicine. Below is zombie's attempt. For identity sake, she will be introduced as Micha****.

(8:06:02 PM) Micha****: zombie is sad~~
(8:06:05 PM) Micha****: lol
(8:06:06 PM) Micha****: lol
(8:06:07 PM) Micha****: lol
...
(8:07:41 PM) Micha****: aww
(8:07:45 PM) Micha****: zombie is down
(8:07:58 PM) cherrysea: lol
(8:08:04 PM) Micha****: = =
(8:08:07 PM) cherrysea: lol
(8:08:14 PM) Micha****: lol 你个大头拉
(8:08:27 PM) cherrysea: lmao
(8:08:39 PM) Micha****: = =
(8:09:31 PM) cherrysea: lol
(8:11:47 PM) Micha****: = =
(8:11:48 PM) Micha****: dinner
(8:11:59 PM) cherrysea: lol
(8:12:04 PM) Micha****: stop it dude
(8:12:08 PM) cherrysea: lol