two faced

My skin has been horrible lately, thanks to the lack of sleep this and past week. What bothers me the most is that the bad skin does not distribute equally. One side of my face looks closer to lovely while a 180 degrees later, boom, you are look at a painting from hell. I feel as if I am the two faced guy from batman without even a conscious effort. What shall I do? I don't want to turn into an ugly zombie from weasel's nightmares. Is there a way to only let the world see my skin on the left side of face?