cmu id card

So I have decided that my cmu id card carries great dark magical power, so strong that it overcomes anything. Why? I have lost my id plus keys again, yes, again. My any effort to not loose my id one more time by leashing it with an another important item of mine, hoping that the good karma could balance out the inherit darkness of my id card. But sadly, no, my id card somehow just always vanishes with a new victim each time.

So today I was homeless, a poor bum searching for a place to crash and rest, for the entire day.